I write this as I sit, contentedly, in the cleverly titled coffee shop, koffee too?, located in historic downtown New Haven. It’s a gloomy day. Gray, dreary, cheerless (my favorite kind)… and I feel elated. Perhaps, however, it’s more the effects of the finely caffeinated beverage in my hand, than a tangible manifestation of happiness, exuding reluctantly from the damp January air. Ahh yes… life truly is beautiful.
And, of course, so is coffee.
Its a proven fact by the ICR (institute of coffee research), that the more cups of coffee you drink in a day, the better your day is.
Also!
9 out of 10 surgeon generals would agree that if you smoke a cigarette with that cup of coffee, your “day great-ness” increases exponentially…
…possibly because your life shortens…
…no more like probably.
Wow that was depressing…
Time to drink some coffee.