sambot.com has been getting a ton of hits from interneters (interneter n. one who internets.) who come by way of search engine. These brave souls are seeking pictures and information about “Sam, the ugliest dog” and somehow end up here. Well my lost friends, “Sam, the ugliest dog” does not reside within these pages. No, “Sam, the ugliest dog” lives elsewhere. This is the home of Sam, the most attractive troglodyte.
But, so as not to dissuade my newfound readership and to preserve my upped traffic statistics, here is a picture of Sam, the ugliest dog. Enjoy (if you can).
Thank you for my new desktop wallpaper Sam! I am sure that my coworkers will thank you when they get a chance.
See what happens when you pick short people for gatekeepers and keymasters? You get dire chihuauas. Fear the ankle biters of doom!
Also, that thing is seriously ugly. If it was actually Photoshopped, I bet PS commited sepuku afterwards.