If Only I Had Children

I wish that I had a kid. I wish that I had a kid so that I could dress them up. I wish that I had a kid so that I could dress them up to make a political statement. I wish that I had a kid so that I could dress them up to make a political statement and have them mow my lawn. I wish that I had a lawn.

The point is, these costumes are pretty funny and well thought out. And while my costume is more sad than funny really (and by sad I actually mean pathetic), I feel obligated to bring some light to the costumes that are a bit more meaningful.