I’m a good employee… Really. I mean, I was only two hours late to work today. In the grand scheme of things, what’s two hours? I guess that my motivation has been in downward spiral mode ever since the incident.
The interesting thing is that I brought in a dozen donuts for the office today. Instead of my three bosses being peeved about my tardiness, they treated me like a hero. Only in this country would a box of deep fried, candy coated, glaze encrusted, sprinkle wearing, chocolate creme infused, sugar death bombs, make up for slacking at work.
Mmm… sugar death bombs…
Sugar death bombs! My favorite food! I hope that when I die, I’m eating a donut. At least I’d die happy.
-weddletron
Funny enough, that worked for me a couple times, too. Back when I worked at Faceless Co., Inc.