Children scare the living bejesus out of me. Why? Well, just look at them! They’re like needy, disproportional, mini-adults… with missing teeth, leaking noses, and an underdeveloped intellect. Actually, they more closely resemble monkeys. The only difference is that, in a few million years, monkeys will have had the opportunity to evolve into a more highly sophisticated mammal, while children… well, they’ll still be creepy and gross.
Yes, my logic is truly flawless! (and dizzying)
And so, on this very special Friday the Thirteenth, I’d like to pay homage to children and their overwhelming creepiness by looking at this phenomenal gallery of zombie youth devouring human flesh.
Oh… and a Happy Birthday Shout Out to Jason Voorhees! May this year bring you much blood, carnage, and skinny-dipping teenagers.
be nice! I am sure you wont be afraid of my kid.