Month: February 2006

1) The pants that I wear everyday just feel wrong today.

2) The coffee isn’t working. Did someone mislabel the coffee dispensers? If I’m drinking decaf, I’m gonna be mightily peeved.

3) I just came from a meeting concerning a new project that I am purportedly “perfect for.” I don’t really know all of the details yet, but the project is essentially a memorial film/slideshow showcasing the life and times of a recently deceased horse. It’s moments like these where I find myself severely questioning the direction of my career.

4) I forgot my watch.

5) I guess that I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed today… which is hard because there’s a wall there.

We’ve all heard the timeless adage, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” Ahh… some powerful words to live by… especially on bulk garbage day. But surprisingly, I’ve never thought to harness the resplendent potential of ebay to hock my own trash. Wait a minute… Isn’t that the whole point of ebay: To hock one’s trash? Anyway, it has been brought to my attention that some clever individual has decided to put their valuable Starbucks cup bundle up for auction. It has provided them with “much joy” as I’m sure it will for the lucky winner. And, if I wasn’t currently rockin’ the “poor college student” lifestyle, you know I’d bid! Oh man… that cup would be perfect for my collection… of trash… that I affectionately refer to as my apartment.