1) The pants that I wear everyday just feel wrong today.
2) The coffee isn’t working. Did someone mislabel the coffee dispensers? If I’m drinking decaf, I’m gonna be mightily peeved.
3) I just came from a meeting concerning a new project that I am purportedly “perfect for.” I don’t really know all of the details yet, but the project is essentially a memorial film/slideshow showcasing the life and times of a recently deceased horse. It’s moments like these where I find myself severely questioning the direction of my career.
4) I forgot my watch.
5) I guess that I just woke up on the wrong side of the bed today… which is hard because there’s a wall there.
Sam
That sounds like an…interesting…day. Usually I find that when my pants don’t fit, it’s cuz they are someone elses.
Your horse slide show sounds interesting. I think you should gussy it up by showing what happens after the horse passes away.
“Please change the slide at the beep”
*beep*
“Here’s Sidesaddle. Once a magnificent race pony. Now a husk of lifeless meat. But, oh, what meat!”
*beep*
“You see, after Sidesaddle broke her leg, her owner carefully and respectfully unloaded his .50 Caliber Desert Eagle into her skull, ensuring a quick and painless passing.”
*beep*
“After this ritual, Sidesaddle is picked up by the truck from Sunny Farms, where her body will be properly disposed of.”
*beep*
“At Sunny Farms, Sidesaddle is unloaded into a ‘hopper’ where her body is moved in for processing”
*beep*
“After a little post-mortem ‘processing’, Sidesaddle is placed inside her semi-final resting containers, where her meat can stay fresh and juicy for aeons.”
*beep*
“Sunny Farms Canned Meat. When the best is good enough!”
*beep*
“This has been an ‘eat meat’ production.
Wow!
I was going to add a funny comment about dead horses and Sam’s suitability for a mixed media presentation about them but after the first comment why bother. Its been done.