It’s Time for Your Daily Hasselhoffing

Ummm… is anyone else a little creeped out by the fact that the iTunes Music Store is peddling episodes of the entire first season of Night Rider? I don’t know. Maybe it’s just too early in the day for the infamous Hasselhoff crotch shot (see accompanying photo). Is there a right time of the day for the Hasselhoff crotch shot? Instinctually, I’d say no. But for some reason, I’m drawn to the witching hour as the most appropriate time for a Hasselhofffing. Evil and the Hasselhoff crotch go together like rice and beans. Mmm… Hasselhoff burrito. Throw a little guac on that… maybe some sour cream… delectable!

has*sel*hoff [has’l’hof] verb
1. To show off one’s crotch, esp. on the hood of a talking, mid-eighties muscle car.
derivitives hasselhoffed, hasselhoffing

3 Replies to “It’s Time for Your Daily Hasselhoffing”

  1. Well, I’m just one man. A man with a vision… unfortunately that vision is of David Hasselhoff’s crotch. But, ya do whatchya gotta do… ya know?

    Anyway… you’re welcome.

  2. wow, not since talk of the unmentionable creatures, has a sentence turned my stomach so. “Throw a little guac on that…” this worries me more than i can even put into words.

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