Today, I amused myself by playing a little game that I’d like to call, Deliverance. The gameplay is fairly simple. In fact, it really only involves me following this kayak dude down the bank of the Quinnipiac river, while unbeknownst to him (but beknownst to me (thanks for the vocab, Spaceballs)), I take his photo… and, according to certain Native American tribes, steal a piece of his soul… which incidentally, you should be able to find on eBay later this evening.
One of these days, I really should try to make some friends. Nah. Nevermind.
I know… that’s why I had to post it.
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