These days, the only thing keeping me alive is coffee. But even the four cups per hour that I’m up to is starting to have little effect.
I’m seriously considering taking up smoking.
Or maybe I’ll just start sweetening my coffee with ground caffeine pills instead of sugar… in addition to sugar?
Either way really.
Sam,
you have built up a tolerance to coffee the only cure is to detox. Try to make it through one week without coffee. That should reset your tolerance to zero or kill you…possibly both.
Go get some yellowjackets, then eat them.
Put chocolate in your quadro-shot essssssspresssssooooo. Then have a Mt. Dew.
Or…like derfla said…detox. Don’t do it for…a week, or weeks. Like other things you are detox’n from.
Stay strong, my coffee addicted friend. Oh! A woman may help! Get one of them! I hear they make great coffee!
As I sit here with my cup of coffee I realize that there is nothing worse than a CRUMMY cup of joe.
Sam, my friend, hunt down Will Marshall, 36 Hampton Ave. alumnus, and ask him about “Will’s coffee shake.” 72 hours after you drink that, and you’re down from the ceiling, call me.