Month: August 2005

Who would have thought that google, a multi-million dollar corporation, builder of brilliant web technology, and an all around nice company, is smarter than me? Clearly, I didn’t.

Remember how jazzed up I was about the whole advertising on sambot thingy? Well, as you may or may not have noticed, there’s a gaping hole in my design where there should be ads for “Sexy Girls and Sexy Guys,” “Baking Supplies,” and “Glenn Danzig Endorsing Viagra.” I received an email from google last night, informing me that “invalid clicks have been generated on the Google ads on your site(s). We have therefore disabled your Google AdSense account.”

Invalid clicks? Huh? Oh… you must mean all of the clicking of my own ads that I was doing. Yeah… I’m not really s’posed to do that, am I?

I’ll be ok. Thanks for your concern. There are other ad services out there. Maybe I can re-apply to google? Maybe this is a sign that I should stop being such a whiny sell-out (what would my pretend punk rock girlfriend think about ads on sambot anyway?). It was no real loss though. I mean, that $11.40 would have been nice. In fact, I already had it spent in my mind. But, I’m not going to cry over it… not anymore, anyway. I will however, leave the gaping void in my sidebar there for a while. No, not because I’m lazy. But, to remind us all that crime doesn’t pay or some other equally as lame cliche about cutting corners or hard work or blah bliggety blah blah blah…

Today, Apple Computer released a multi-button mouse. Never in a bizillion years did I think that I would be alive to see a multi-button mouse from Apple. Never.

News of this sort is not revolutionary in any way – there’s got to be thousands of multi-button mice on the market today, all purporting to be better and more innovative than the next – news like this is however, the stuff of legends. Historically, Apple has maintained (vehemently) that a single-button mouse is the best, most efficient, and most Mac-like option. One of Apple’s main arguments in this matter was that it forces the software to be more intuitive. If the user has less clicking options, the software is forced to be smarter, forced to understand the user’s input better, and forced to be more efficient in design. While this is all well and good, Apple’s reluctance to stay current in this type of computing standard is not necessarily unexpected, but definitely stubborn… almost to such an extent that it seemed to have become a point of pride.

The mouse itself, questionably named “Mighty Mouse,” has a whole slew of new/different/innovative technology stuffed underneath it’s glossy white shell. As near as I can figure, there are no buttons (in the traditional sense) on this mouse. It would appear that the clickable “button” area has been replaced with more of a touch sensitive surface. Only time will tell if this will be effective and comfortable.

Instead of a linear, up/down scroll wheel, Apple has introduced a clickable 360 degree scroll ball. The usefulness of this feature is immediately apparent. So often, scrolling up and down is simply not enough. Again however, this is not a brand new notion. I’ve seen similar devices in mice for years. Although, to my immediate recollection, I have never seen a trackball/mouse combination.

The final notable nuance of this pointing device is the inclusion of “force-sensing buttons” on the sides of the mouse. Out of all the new features of the Mighty Mouse, these seem to be the most ambiguously described. (Force-sensing buttons? I can’t help but feel that Lucas had a hand in naming this feature. Or, maybe that’s what those blinking nubbins on Darth Vader’s chest plate are: Force-sensing buttons. Anyway…) It seems that these two buttons act only as one singular button. The mouse is squeezed together in the middle in order to activate this button. Simultaneous pressure against both surfaces will trip the button’s function. Again, we’ll have to wait and see as to whether this proves to be comfortable and effective.

In addition to this surprise release, it’s equally as surprising that none of the Mac rumor mills picked up on this before the official announcement. Maybe the idea of Apple and the multi-button mouse controversy was a lost cause and tired subject. I know when I read rumors of Apple releasing a multi-button mouse, I dismiss them almost instantly as being nothing more than wishful thinking. This morning was no different. I had to go to Apple’s home page to validate the news. Another surprise: No bluetooth? Come on… where’s the bluetooth version?

The Mighty Mouse is listed on the Apple Store for the modest price of $49.00. That’s not bad. In fact, it’s quite tempting. I think I’ll hold out for the inevitable release of the bluetooth version though. However, if the local Apple store has them in stock, it might be worth a road-trip in that direction. Not to mention, my coffee flavored, punk rock, belle works in that area. Sigh…

UPDATE: The Mighty Mouse does actually click. The touch sensitive area on the button surface simply tells the mouse which button you’re clicking… which is good. I was a little frightened by the idea of a click-less mouse. Anyway, c0nsumer managed to get her/his hands on one today. Check out the mini-review. I’m sure more will follow.

This morning, I registered my courses for the upcoming term. One semester’s worth of classes costs a grand total of $8,820.

Ok, it is now time to check in on the ol’ google AdSense. Now, I’m no fancy-shmancy scientician, but if I’ve done the math correctly, google’s AdSense has made me rich beyond my wildest dreams. We’ll see how much grad school actually costs after I deduct the gobs of cash that I made with advertising. Ready?

For the month of July 2005, I made a whopping $11.40.

Let’s see…

 8820.00
–  11.40
$8808.60

So, in short, I’m screwed (literally). If you need me, I’ll be out on the street corner… selling my body for tuition.

Really though, who am I to put a price on a quality education?