Two Things That I’m Not Proud Of

1) I definitely drank beer through a straw tonight.

2) I definitely wore socks with my awesome (yet controversial) new footwear.

Aside from those two things, I think that I’m doing alright.

6 Replies to “Two Things That I’m Not Proud Of”

  1. The only reasons to drink straw through a beer are: college keggers, jaw wired shut, accelerated enebriation, or already drunk. Which is the closest reason to yours?

    I can understand why you’d be ashamed of sox and sandal-y-things-of-horror-and-shame. Why’d ya do it, man? You knew it ahead of time and still did it? For shame…we may forgive ya. Mebbe. If you come down and help me move my giant computer desk around.

  2. firstly, thank you for not posting a photo of your sandal and sock nightmare. i thought i had an item b but i just cant get it into words right now. the best i can do is this: i know that i am no fashionista, but i do know the basic rules. i thought i had passed them on to you; obviously, i have failed you. i hang my head

  3. Sam,

    I just got back from Paris and even the French know not to wear socks and sandels.

    But I have some photos up now and soon will have more!

    England rules!

  4. now if i am not mistaken Carrie, sock + Sandals = Frat Boy….Is sam going to become a Frat Boy in Grad School? O.o

  5. Frat boy?! No, I was going for more of the disgruntled high-tech hippie look… which may or may not be a better alternative.

    Actually though, you’ve never known comfort until you’ve tried this combo.

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