If you don’t know by now… or, if you’re not one to click links… the last post was an April Fools joke. I don’t have a secret girlfriend (much to my dismay), nor will I be having a child with her.
Over the weekend, I received many emails and many fone calls. Both consisted of similarly structured conversations. Sample fone call:
“Sam, you’re a bastard and I hate you.”
“…but, I…”
“Shut up, Jerk!” *click*
It’s all good though. Who needs friends when one has a blog? Just kidding. I love you guys…