Tonight, I Got Some Action

I coerced her into shedding some external layers. Cautiously, she let me remove her most protective garments. One by one I placed them aside… each piece revealed more of her exquisite form. Her most private and delicate parts were available to me… to my eyes… to my hands. As she grew more comfortable in my firm, yet gentle grasp, it became apparent that she wanted more. She wanted my fingers probing her warm depths. She wanted me inside…

And that’s what it was like for me as I dismantled my Powerbook this evening. Well, actually it wasn’t like that at all. It was really frightening. I love my Powerbook so much. To perform surgery like this was truly nerve-racking.

Obviously, I was able to fix the problem that I was having earlier. I had to remove the keyboard and figure out what was preventing the spacebar from pressing down. I would never have been able to get the keyboard off however, without the help of PB Fix It. Powerbook users, bookmark this site! It’s an amazing resource for do-it-yourself Powerbook upgrades and repairs.

And now, we’re off to bed. I know it’s early, but my Powerbook and I have had a rough day. She needs her rest, and I want to be there to ease her sleep… caressing her aluminum chassis and what not…

You just wouldn’t understand.

Sam, You’re a Bastard and I Hate You

If you don’t know by now… or, if you’re not one to click links… the last post was an April Fools joke. I don’t have a secret girlfriend (much to my dismay), nor will I be having a child with her.

Over the weekend, I received many emails and many fone calls. Both consisted of similarly structured conversations. Sample fone call:

“Sam, you’re a bastard and I hate you.”
“…but, I…”
“Shut up, Jerk!” *click*

It’s all good though. Who needs friends when one has a blog? Just kidding. I love you guys…

Confession Time…

Ok. This is going to be tough.

Anyone who knows me (in the physical world (not this electronic quasi-reality)), knows that I am one busy mofo… these days anyway. The thing is… well… yes, I’m doing the teaching thing. And, it is really time consuming… and I’ve got the full-time jobby job… but there’s something else that’s been occupying my time. I’m not really sure why I’ve been keeping it a secret. I guess I just didn’t really know how to bring it up. Ok ok… here it is: I have a girlfriend.

She’s awesome. And I think that I’m in love (which explains the topic of the last few posts). She’s more than I could have asked for… amazing in every way. We met accidentally… and things just clicked.

Anyway, I received a call from her earlier this morning. She’s pregnant.

Life is about to change. I’m taking the rest of the day off to be with her and talk things through. I’m going to be a dad. I’m going to be a dad?

Oh… you can click here to see a picture of us. I’ll post more later.