Amber and I just raided the “Promotional Materials” closet here at work. It was like xmas… or at least what I imagine xmas to be like. You see, Jesus doesn’t really like us Jews… I think we got into a bar fight once and crucified him or something. I was too drunk to remember. Anyway, as a disciplinary measure, he makes Santa skip over our Jew chimneys on xmas. Honestly, it’s a real low blow. Come on now… I just want to celebrate your birthday and play with the shiny, star topped, toy filled tree. Pleeeaaase! I’ll let you try my dreidel… you can gamble with it…
Right. As I was saying…
Amber and I raided the Promo closet and walked away with some mighty fine booty. Mighty fine indeed. On the top of the list is a retractable, click-top Sharpie! (Nothing says lovin’ like a Sharpie mustache on an unsuspecting sleeping comrade) Also included in the plundering, were a few t-shirts, bottle openers, a magnetic clip thingy, and key chains.
Arrr… I loves me the booty!