Ummm… Apple? Yeah. Hi guys. It’s me, Sam. Ummm… nice socks.
Ok. Really. What are you guys thinking? The iPod Sock? I don’t even know where to begin with this one. Apple, you are my absolute favorite computer/consumer electronics manufacturer. Your design team deserves many, many high fives. The new iMac? That shit is the bomb, yo! The Power Mac G5? Boy howdy! The 12″ PowerBook? Oh my god, yes! The iPod Sock? Errr… well… no. Not even maybe.
It doesn’t even look like the Socks would make good puppets. When I buy socks, that’s my first consideration.
I’ve been trying to avoid this, but you know you all saw it coming:
The iPod Sock? I think you mean the iPod Suck! Yee-Haw!
Ouch.
Maybe we are missing what is supposed to go in the sock, yes? Maybe it is a social commentary on the loneliness of geeks, yes? Maybe soon some shall buy the iPod Mini sock? That’s all I shall say.
Oh. Yeah. What a frelling horrible idea.
apple sucks.