Month: November 2004

I’ve declared today to be the National Day of Mourning. America, it’s time to begin the healing process.

Take the day off. Let your brain recoup. I know I am.

See you tomorrow!

Today is a dark day for America. I just don’t get it. Living here in Massachusetts (especially Northampton) makes it hard to believe that this is the outcome. George W. Bush is going to be the President of the United States of America for the next four years. My hands are shaking. My mouth is dry. I’m really scared.

My only hope is that the majority of America is smarter than I am. I sincerely hope that the majority voice of this country (of which I am not a part), chose wisely, accurately, and with foresight. I hope that the majority voice understands things at a level that I do not… because it is clear to me that this choice is not the right one. Apparently however, I’ve been shown that I am wrong. Democracy has spoken and told me that my choice was incorrect.

America, I earnestly hope that you have done the right thing.

Let’s talk politics, graphic design, and fortune telling for a bit.

Today, something remarkable happened. QuarkXPress, the industry standard page layout program (although InDesign, Adobe’s underdog application, rocks my world. It should rock yours too.), released an updater to their flawed program. QuarkXPress 6.1 became 6.5. Do you care? I didn’t think I did either until… well, let me back up for a moment…

One of my major frustrations with QuarkXPress 6.1 is its refusal to meet the needs of its users. Any piece of software will only succeed if it does, without difficulty, what its users require. Quark is known for its stubborness. Quark was also one of the last major applications to become OS X compatible (Adobe’s InDesign was among the first).

The design application hadn’t really changed all that much from version 3 either. Sure, it’s shiny and wrapped in nice little OS X skin now, but it’s the same buggy piece of software from 10 years ago.

My biggest complaint however, is printing from Quark. QuarkXPress creates layouts for print. That’s what it does. That’s what it was built for. The one thing that it should be able to do flawlessly, is print… Firstly, Quark could not print to a non-postscript printer until very recently. This means that most inkjet, bubblejet, and non-laser desktop printers where incompatible with the most widely used graphic design application. That’s moronic. Secondly, QuarkXpress has never been able to print to my workplace’s postscript level 2 laser printers. There’s no explanation or reason. I’ve struggled to find a one… but none exist. Yet many other users were experiencing similar frustrations. Stubborn stubborn stubborn!

Back to the story:

When today’s 6.5 release was announced, I was anything but excited. “It will most likely just add more problems,” my coworkers and I discussed. As I was installing the updater, I made the following statement (by the way, I’m a realist… or pessimist… depending on your definition of those terms.), “If I can print successfully from the updated version of QuarkXPress, John Kerry will win the presidential election.” My coworkers laughed with/at me. We all knew that the chances of a QuarkXPress updater solving a long term and well documented problem was as likely as… well, John Kerry being elected to the White House. A.K.A. not very likely. Not very likely at all. No chance in hell. But, being a good sport, I sent something to print… something challenging too. It had lots of photos and complicated font layering. If Quark was going to fail, I wanted it to fail hard. I wanted to say, “Stupid Quark” and “We’re all doomed” simultaneously. Conversely, If Quark was going to succeed, I wanted it to be glorious. I wanted to be able to proclaim, “Quark isn’t broken anymore!” and simultaneously “America isn’t broken anymore!”

So, I pushed “print.”

And I watched as the binary data flowed to the rip station.

And then I heard a beep. The triumphant beep of a potential victory. The beep that signifies that something is about to print.

Lo and behold, in the paper tray mere moments later, were two sheets of tabloid size paper. I held the pieces of paper in my hands. I looked at the monitor. QuarkXpress was the foremost application. The document that I had just sent to print was still visible on the display. I looked at the papers in my hands. The printed image was the same as the display. Quark had done it. Quark had printed. “I printed from Quark,” I whispered. My coworkers looked up. “I printed from Quark.” I said confidently. “I printed from Quark!” I exclaimed. “John Kerry is going to win the 2004 Presidential Election!” I shouted, as I crumpled up the QuarkXPress printouts into a ball and spiked it onto the floor as if I had just made the winning touchdown of the super bowl. And then I did a dance. And then my coworkers asked me to stop dancing.

I don’t really believe in things like the Ouija board, tarot cards, palm reading, or any other fortune telling device (don’t get me wrong, I love all of those things. I just don’t really believe in them). But this… this is different. This, I would have never expected in a million years. Quark fixed a huge problem. On election day. And now I’m confident that the American people will fix a huge problem. Today, November 2, 2004. Go America, go!

I take a lot of things for granted. I have a good job, a great apartment, an incredibly supportive family, a car, enough extra money to purchase coffee every morning, etc… the list goes on and on.

Sometimes however, I feel that I have to take certain things in life for granted. Otherwise, there would be no time left to enjoy the things that I have. This weekend (such an amazing few days!) opened my eyes to something so huge in my life that I am constantly taking for granted… something so vastly important and utterly necessary for happiness. Something that I do not want to take for granted any longer: My friends. These are the people that are there for me when I need them, the people that I can laugh uncontrollably with, the people that I can bounce ideas off of, the people that will honestly tell me when I’m full of shit, the people that accept me for who I am… I love my friends, and I don’t tell them often enough.

If any of you guys are reading this (“you guys” includes my long time friends, my new friends, my housemates (housemate alumni too), friends that I haven’t seen in a long time, oh… you all know who you are), I just want to let you know that every single one of you rocks (in your own special way)! Thank you for being a part of my life.

(Who knew I had it in me? Who knew I could be so sappy? Well, fear not. I’m sure I’ll post something later in the day that really shines. Maybe something about rogue taxidermy. Perhaps a post concerning steam-punk mecha-wars. Who knows? I may even post about high-tech fashion.)