Well, this is it. The world as we know it is never going to be the same (and it has nothing to do with our president). The Decepticons have won… and they are doing a victory dance. (Click here!)
I, for one, am 100% behind our new leaders. Those who know me, know that I fully endorse robotics and would gladly sever one of my very own limbs to have it replaced with some kind of giant mechanized battle arm (or leg). Oh, the joy!
Autobots…transform! We will never allow the Decepticons to have final say.
Ya see, we were all supping on tea when the Decepticons attacked. So, we weren’t ready. The forms were not properly in place for a raid that day. D4MM17!
You might think Sam was joking about attaching a robotic arm to his body, but the thing is he really isn’t. I live with him and I’ve seen the robotic arm he intends to bolt into his shoulder. It’s hardcore!
All hail our new mechanical overlords!
I believe said “Robotic Arm” has a certain vorpal bone sabre attached to the end of it. For “cooking” he says.
“Alive with technology”…but Sam isn’t that the motto on your coat of arms?